I SAY WE GO TO SKYVU HEADQUARTERS AND TAKE HIM HOSTAGE, THEN MAKE HIM WORK ON AN UPDATE! Then we will be happy.
I don't know. I had Misery from Stephen King in my mind. Like yeah Annie did help Paul Sheldon from the accident, then forbid him from leaving until he finished the novel into her own image, but yeah don't take him hostage. Let him take his time.
There's a perfectly good reason why the words listed are banned.
Mongoose: Ben can't tell the difference between the bike and an actual mongoose
Pronoun: Ben failed English in school
Cook: Ben is a terrible cook
Cookie: Ben hates cookies because of a bad experience with one when he was six. He never had one since.