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  • Re: Starc's Art Thread

    what is this hellish nightmare of an existence that are all your pictures drawn in. why is the world set ablaze? has man sinned past the point of no return that god himself rained down fiery retribution on the earth to punish the newfound evil mankind? has our mortality taken the better of us as not only a society, but as a human species, that we no longer have any morals, and the apocalypse must set in? are we all to be condemned? are your drawings fortelling of a future that is yet to come, or a future that may come only if we continue on the path that we take? is this what will be left of mankind's legacy. is this a promise of what will be, no matter what? are we doomed? or is there still a burning ember of hope buried beneath the ashes and cooled charcoal? will we as a people get to rise up from the ashes like the phoenix? or is our hope just as mythical and nonexistant as the phoenix it self. what abtruse profoundities lie within the simple foreground of your masterpieces... *dabs*


    I signed back into my account just so I could laugh at you and call you a liar

    Don't pretend like you knew what dabbing was three years ago you **** tween
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  • Re: This is really a disappointment for me(only)

    I love how it's come to the point where this forums sucks so bad that people are making ridiculous threads like this these days

    I swear we'd have less awful threads if we made this a punishable offense
  • Re: What's your favorite Unique Weapon in BBO?

    Didnt we already have a poll regarding this?

    Well you're new so I'll let it slide. Anyways my favorite unique weapon has to be Dark matter, 2nd will be electric honey, and 3rd is big spender. The rest suck imo.

    You'll "let it slide?"
    As opposed to what? "Well, you're new, so I won't scold you threateningly."