@TrueRuzo is undeniably working for the Illuminaters.
-His name is Ruzo, which has a U. You know what the Illuminati also has? A U!!!!!!
-He and FrostedBacon are good friends of Obama. Obama is the Illuminate. Obvious connection.
-Ruzo has been found donating to an insurance company simply known as ObamaCare. However, we all know ObamaCare doesn't exist, so where have these large sums of money been going? The Illuminate!
-If spell Shrek backwards, you get Kerhs, right? Well, if you take that, translate it into Russian, then translate into Korean, you get Roozu, which is eerily similar to Ruzo.
-There are 8 letters in TrueRuzo. There are also 8 letters in Bin Laden. Osama is similar to Obama. 9/11 without the slash is 911. Add up those 3 digits and you get 11. September has 9 letters. Don't you see? Everything is connected. Ruzo killed Osama, gave birth to Obama, then had Vladmir Putin cause 9/11 and The Black Plague! Ruzo must be captured for what he's done!
3 black gentleman were playing a friendly game of basketball. After 20 minutes or so, they decided to take a snack break. After sitting down at a table, one of them pulled out a piece of fried chicken he got from KFC and began eating. The second one got out a watermelon slice and some Kool Aid and began eating. The third was just about to eat, when his phone started ringing. He picked it up, and talked a bit with the person on the other end. After hanging up, he stood and said, "Greats news guys! My college application had just gotten accepted!" The other two congratulated their friend on his crowing achievement.