Ipad3,Samsung Galaxy avant,iPod 5, Computer (because he lots of work at home), Wii U (gotta go play ssb4), A Pro controller because hes pretty Pro, 4 wii remotes (for parties), A printer, A 3D television, Not much Anime merchandise, Legos (lots of them), A virtual Walther P38 in his phone, A gamecube, A Nyko charger for the wii remotes, abundent amout of paper, a Boogie Board, Wowwee, A Dyson vacum, Vzio for his wii u, and a house with living people inside.
Mafia Bears [MB] (The boss), Imperial Exterminators [IX] (Master member.)
Sniping'n a sh!+y job, mate! Enemies call you hacker when you do good. Teammates talk sh1X about you when ya do bad. I Guarantee you'll get angry. Cause at the end of the day, long as you're playing teamfortress 2. People are gonna shoot you dead. [Cuts to Sniper's scope. Sniper duels an enemy sniper... misses all his shots and dies from enemy sniper.] [Sniper on pay phone]
Dad? Dad, I'm Ye- Not a "crazed edgelord", dad, I'm an MLG player!... Well, the difference is that one is being cool and the other is being a squeaky kid! [Back to the RV]
I'll be honest with ya: I don't live in my parents basement. [Cuts to sniper climbing a tall windmill]
I think his mate saw me... [Sniper dies by getting stabbed in the back] [Cuts to a battlefield and Sniper proceeds throwing his jars of piss at people, misses, and dies] [Cuts to Sniper combating an enemy with a machete and dies.]
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."