2+2 = 4-1 = 3 accellerated mathematics Me and my friends spend a large amount of time on the block we also consume cannabis in a combustory manner I have observed your female companion in the public recreational area she is very prone to give people oral **** my automatic weapon makes duck like sounds which has caused people to jump for cover Please take caution assney because this man is armed with a pump action shotgun Please take caution my male because this man is armed with a flying recreational disk, otherwise known colloquially as a "frisbee" I walk across the road while playing loud music of the trap genre I translate large amounts of brand cereal, specifically "Cornflakes" or "Rice Krispies" Please take caution my female acquaintance Whitney. I exit the vehicle with a .44 caliber pistol while I count from 1-4 We are dormant within a hallway Your dad was born 44 years ago This, however, does not stop him from threatening me to a gentlemanly duel
Ironically I happen to own an all-ages Minecraft server (technically open to young kids too) predominantly populated by Christians, with no swearing as one of the cardinal rules, so this is literally the first thing I send anyone who breaks the rule (I take no credit for the art). It usually shuts them up pretty quick.
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One day I walked into McDonalds to buy myself a happy meal and get the sick new Minion toys. My friends walked in and sat down with me asking what I ordered. I didn't want to tell them I got a happy meal because then they would laugh and I would be embarrassed and they wouldn't be my friends anymore. My order was ready and I didn't want to pick it up because I was nervous! They would know I got a happy meal! I was so nervous and then I heard a sound. Pfff It all came out at once. A big poopy mess! I had to get to the bathroom quick! So I ran holding my pants up like a loser! My friends didn't know there were any poop but they laughed at me waddling fast club penguin style. While I waddled by the counter I quickly grabbed the happy meal and started holding my pants running! The poop was sliding down my leg and I reached the bathroom! I ran to a stall not knowing if anyone was in it or not. Luckily nobody was in the stall and I pulled my pants down and saw the mess. How was I going to clean this up and leave?! I grabbed a bunch of toilet paper and wiped as much poop off as I could. Once I was done, I stuffed my pockets full of toilet paper and ran out. Then I thought to myself, I FORGOT TO PAY!!! I ran over to the counter and threw a $10 bill at the worker and ran out of the store. I've never run as fast ever in my life. I got home and washed my butt off and changed as quickly as I could. I finally finished and ate my happy meal peacefully thinking of the horrors that just happened.