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Pirate Fabled

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  • 0i2nbvgqdwyy.jpg
    How to deal with the new update.
    May 25
  • Tasted the s'mores for the first time... Now I know what to eat when in front of the fireplace!
    May 24
  • Note to self: Never fall asleep with your legs crossed.
    May 17
  • DoodleQuik
    How... how long has it been?
    May 11
  • Starc
    HI Pirate, I'm Starc. Nice to meet u!
    May 7
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Pleased to meet ya.
  • Igolide
    Do you play BB ?
    April 22
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yeah, even if I play more the story games, I'm kinda bad at the multiplayer ones.
    • Igolide
      Igolide
      Ah is your battle Bears 0 multiplayer and shop broken as mine is
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      You mean Zero or Overclock? Zero's online is probably shut down by now, as for Overclock, I haven't bought anything in a while, so I don't know either.
    • Igolide
      Igolide
      I meant 0 and it being shut down explains things thanks
    • Igolide
      Igolide
      *zero
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      It's been shut down since a long time sadly, but no problem.
    • Igolide
      Igolide
      So it did work once (sry for the spam)
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yeah, it worked for a good, long time before they dedicated more time to BBG and BBU. (No worries)
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      never worked for me
  • ...What the heck is a "SkyShop" supposed to be??
    April 18
  • Happy Easter, guys!
    April 16
  • Saw this today...

    Guy on TV: "The human body contains so many bones that you could make a whole skeleton out of them!"

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    April 12
  • So, the stray kitten who ended up in our garden last month finally began to turn belly-up for the cuddles and greet us with purring and rubbing against our legs. A nice improvement from the little, scrawny and shivering mass of fluff he used to be.

    A little moment of cuteness never hurts :)
    April 5
  • People still think this is real! And it is so old! XD
    April 1
  • KEEL MEEEEH NAAAAAAAAWWWW!

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    March 19
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      I love food coloring.
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      Oh god lol
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      He's crying tears of darkness... he was supposed to be the snack for a good boy during a hot, summer day. But that day never came, summer came and went, replaced by fall and then winter... nobody bought that little, sad, popsicle, until the expiration date came. He was left there, on the store's shelf, unsold, unloved while all the other ice creams were sold off to bring joy to the human's taste buds. His moment never came... until one day, after almost one year of wating someone working at the store noticed the box. He took it outside and opened it, the popsicle screamed in rage and anguish as the sunlight finally hit is partially-molten body. The long wait had changed it, now it was him who would eat anybody who dared to take a bite out of him. It was... the Spongebob Popsicle!

      ................I can't believe I just wrote a very bad creepypasta!
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      ^bravo
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      ^Thank you!
  • There is something strangely amusing to see people freak out as soon as they hear a "setting noise" in my house because "A noise from nowhere means the place is haunted". I think this kind of "amusement" will last for a long while considering the kind of mentality of the country I live in...
    March 13
  • So that's how Goofy earns his money!

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FnDIQRvzxck/VCXwBVk4KqI/AAAAAAAABHg/FTEa18pxDnY/s800/Goofe%231.jpg

    I know, I know it just shows the link, but for some reason Vanilla doesn't let me embed the image. So I had to copy and paste the link here. Way to go, Vanilla...
    March 5
  • SleepylilReapy
    Hello!
    March 2
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Hello to you too! :)
    • SleepylilReapy
      SleepylilReapy
      How are you?
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I'm doing fine, working on my projects like usual.
  • theLurker
    My awesome strong Pirate captain, I'm waiting you in your captain bed room, without any clothes~ <3
    February 16
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I'm already there, my dear~!
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      Good to know..... O....O
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      @the lurker
      Be sure to tuck a spring loaded boxing glove somewhere...
    • Mavockin
      Mavockin
      Dafuq
    • KidGunso
      KidGunso
      jESUS
  • Somebody asked if Jeff the Killer is real and if thrown in a similar situation could end up looking like him...

    ...Where do I facedesk?
    February 4
    • Edgecator
      Edgecator
      In real life they asked that?

      Actually, it's not that hard to look like him, you just gotta grow your hair out, die your hair black, and cut your mouth.
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yes... they asked it in real life.

      Also, add burning off your eyelids and be ready to live with permanent pain of having your eyes exposed to everything.
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      cover your eyes with your hands idk
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Or better, just don't cut off your eyelids. Jeff the Killer is a rather stupid story...
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      at least it isn't slender where he has no eyes at all
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      That's already creepier, but personally, most of the creepypastas give me a yawn more than a scare.
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      reading things can't scare me. I never understood how reading can be scary :/
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      It depends of the skills of the author, a creepypasta is basically a stupid scribble compared to more experienced authors like Poe and King. A good story can actually make you imagine the situation and, if the author is especially good, literally condition your mind.
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    Internet roaming can always bring out interesting surprises. I don't know if it's official or not, but it looks great!
    January 8
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      Probably not official but whoever made this is amazing
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      Battle Bears Zombies is still my favorite Battle Bears game
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      ^Which reminds me... I really need to pick up the game again and try out survival mode.
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      ^ Which reminds me to do the same
  • Aidalicious11
    This is a pirate
    January 7
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      You don't say?
  • Happy New Year!
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    May this year be way better than the old one!
    December 2016
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      if it isn't then it will be really bad lol
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      One can always hope...
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      2017 looks promising
  • Dban1
    You're monstrous. How'd you get 29k posts :0
    December 2016
    • Dban1
      Dban1
      in a good way c;
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      >9k posts and 22k points
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I know, I know XD
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    December 2016
  • "Please, give me Mew! I'm homeless and poor!" - Random pokemon player's message.

    ....The GTS never cease to amaze me!
    December 2016
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      How do they charge the DS?
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Good question! I guess they really think people will fall for that.
    • Ultimate_Bear
      Ultimate_Bear
      How did he afford the DS?
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      You go in the store
      You take the DS in secret
      And then you leave the store

      Or you aren't even homeless
  • "Okay, okay! Who is the genious who put gun powder in the soup!?"
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    December 2016
    • Mavockin
      Mavockin
      Some serious diarrhea right there
    • Super-Maelstrom
      Super-Maelstrom
      Definitely not the "genious" who spells genius wrong
    • Super-Maelstrom
      Super-Maelstrom
      gotem,,,
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Well, I was in a hurry when I tyiped that down. Accidents happens, Vanilla doesn't allow to edit activity posts, you know the drift.
  • So... I got bored and let the pencil run... this is the final result.

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    December 2016
    • smtony
      smtony
      Aw yeah
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      Ahhh, I unsaw everything!
  • Got woken up in the earliest hours of the morning by another earthquake (very light one at least) and now it feels just like it's winter of 2012 all over again...
    November 2016
    • SSP_Rism
      SSP_Rism
      Stay safe
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I will. I'm more worried of the mass hysteria actually.
    • SuperTed
      SuperTed
      Don't open soda cans! (Trying to lighten the mood)
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Good thing I only had canned beans and peas in the pantry then. (I know, don't worry.)
  • Mc Donald finally did it...!
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    Yes, it's Nutella.
    November 2016
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      What?
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Mc Donald just what it's basically a bun filled with chocolate cream. We already made those here, but never this big!
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      Wow
    • Soo__hey
      Soo__hey
      Ew
    • Earmuffs
      Earmuffs
      um
  • You can taste real terror when you are working on something for at least five hours and the computer suddenly freezes without giving you the chance to save the backup.
    November 2016
  • "After the accident, the poor man turned into a vegetable..."
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    November 2016
  • SingingSeoulGirl2
    Pirate!!!! Do you remember me?
    November 2016
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Holy Numes on Toast! I think I do!!
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      GAAHHH!!!!!! I still remember your story of your lava cake? XD how have you been!?!
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Ehe, I'm doing okay, thanks. How about you?
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      I'm okay too. Sorry for not keeping up with the emails. I think at the time, it was really busy for me. Anything new with you, girlie?
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Eh, don't worry. It's all going fine enough for me, stuff happened, but that's just life.
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      Still things the same at home? Still cooking yummy food? ^°^
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yeah, still going fine and still cooking!
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      Still don't use Facebook, do you? I would love to keep in contact! :3
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Eh... no, I don't exactly like it in there.
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      Haha, that's fine, we can still email or if you ever want to, we can use like a 3rd party text app.
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Ehe, true. Nowdays is nearly impossible to be fully isolated.
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      I know, it does kinda suck, but we can keep in contact and if I'm ever on your side of the planet or you in mine, I would love to just hang out. I really missed you. :3
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I'd say many people too missed you here from what I saw :)
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      Really?? :3 too bad, most of them aren't really active here.... Say, do you remember Camo?
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yeah, I think I do.
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      He hasn't been on, has he? :(
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Sadly, I haven't seen him in a long while...
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      It's like I haven't seen anyone other than maybe 5 regulars fork back then.
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Keep on mind many got busy with college and jobs too, so there are many reasons if they aren't online this often anymore.
    • SingingSeoulGirl2
      SingingSeoulGirl2
      I keep forgetting that everyone has grown up too. Lol I was also busy with college, now done, and work while I was gone too.
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Time does fly indeed...!