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An official post regarding the state of Battle Bears has appeared, check it out if you haven't already: http://battlebears.vanillaforums.com/discussion/46585/we-will-never-give-up-on-bb-but-times-are-tough
Battle Bears Gold: http://sky.vu/gold -:- Battle Bears Overclock: http://sky.vu/overclock

Pirate Fabled

Just saw a video of a spanish guy claming that BBG is the copy of Conker: Live and Reloaded, as if that was the first game to have a class system!

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  • Just saw a video of a spanish guy claming that BBG is the copy of Conker: Live and Reloaded, as if that was the first game to have a class system!
    July 20
    • Dujuran
      Dujuran
      Any game with a gun is basically the same game
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      True, even if probably there are games like this even older than the first Team Fortress which we might not even be aware of.
    • thecheeselover
      thecheeselover
      bbg is just a copy of halo and csgo
    • thecheeselover
      thecheeselover
      and every game that has a gun and characters that have different roles
    • Archangel
      Archangel
      That guy isn't Spanish, if he was he wouldn't be a man...he would be a language. The proper term would be Hispanic ;)
    • Mavockin
      Mavockin
      Wtf are you on about
  • (I fear I double posted...) Concept art or not, it's an interesting find.
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    July 18
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      Wow zero
    • Dujuran
      Dujuran
      Early concepts for BBF or BBU?
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Seems to be BBU. It's amazing how new stuff keeps popping out once in a while.
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      Hmm never seen this before
    • Starc
      Starc
      Battle Bears Legend? Is that a game? Before BBO or BBG?
    • Dujuran
      Dujuran
      no it's a early concept for bbu and would have no code nor models and simply turned into what bbu was from what i can tell?
  • Starc
    U don't play BBO or BBG?
    July 17
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I do, but I prefer BBG and the story games.
    • Starc
      Starc
      So u play BBG?
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yeah, but not that often since I'm not that good.
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    Wil: DID YOU ATE THE LAST BATTERITO!?!?!?!??!
    July 13
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      I'm sorry! But please don't get your fat **** on my face!
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I'm afraid that's just the start of his revenge! RUN!!!
  • Pucca6882
    Hai... How are you?.....
    July 1
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Hello. Doing fine here, thanks.
    • Pucca6882
      Pucca6882
      I'm doing fine on here as well. Just trying to reunite with some people on here
  • Starc
    Ahoy Matey! Argh how are u doin?
    June 30
  • Starc
    I like you
    June 28
    • Behr
      Behr
      i like you too
    • Skyalis
      Skyalis
      He's copying me what I did a long time ago, spam the activity with I like you and hate you
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Ok
  • Summery cake!
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    June 25
    • Crash_Nebula
      Crash_Nebula
      yummy
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      The sand looks realistic... I question if this is edible sand.
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      It is edible, since it's just grounded cookie dust.
  • Starc
    Argh matey, how are u doin?
    June 23
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Ahoy there! Been trying to survive the first heatwave of the season!
    • Starc
      Starc
      XD
  • This is honestly one of the creepiest things I have yet found in a Battle Bears game...
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    June 20
    • smtony
      smtony
      I guess I'm creepy now...
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      "Nothing like eating a good wrench dipped in ketchup"
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Also Graham (if that's his hand) needs a manicure.
  • Strangely entertaining even after all this time...!
    May 31
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      I have found the purpose of humanity.
    • Fluttershyisbestpony
      Fluttershyisbestpony
      Heh heh heh heh. You must really be questioning your dietary choices.
      In this whole fast food joint, you four are the only four ordering salads...
      And here you stand, waiting to be fattened like the rest of the garbage of this country...
      Haaaaah!
      That's so futile. I can't help but shed a sad clown tear.
      You know, my heart is beating incredibly fast,
      ...I must be experiencing a heart attack!
      Do you want to scream for help here in the PlayPlace™!?!
      Ha ha ha ha ha! Why not call for your mommy!
      Say, "Mommy! Daddy! I climbed too high and now I can't get back down to my McNugget meal!"
      I know you have a cell phone, or something, so just try and order something cheaper or more convenient,
      you pathetically skinny eaters of so-called vegetables!
      No diet or exercise will help you now!
      Ha ha ha haah...
      Don't worry, your arteries will be clogged soon!
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      ^You simply won here!
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    How to deal with the new update.
    May 25
  • Tasted the s'mores for the first time... Now I know what to eat when in front of the fireplace!
    May 24
  • Note to self: Never fall asleep with your legs crossed.
    May 17
  • DoodleQuik
    How... how long has it been?
    May 11
  • Starc
    HI Pirate, I'm Starc. Nice to meet u!
    May 7
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Pleased to meet ya.
  • Gold44
    Do you play BB ?
    April 22
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yeah, even if I play more the story games, I'm kinda bad at the multiplayer ones.
    • Gold44
      Gold44
      Ah is your battle Bears 0 multiplayer and shop broken as mine is
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      You mean Zero or Overclock? Zero's online is probably shut down by now, as for Overclock, I haven't bought anything in a while, so I don't know either.
    • Gold44
      Gold44
      I meant 0 and it being shut down explains things thanks
    • Gold44
      Gold44
      *zero
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      It's been shut down since a long time sadly, but no problem.
    • Gold44
      Gold44
      So it did work once (sry for the spam)
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yeah, it worked for a good, long time before they dedicated more time to BBG and BBU. (No worries)
    • Dujuran
      Dujuran
      never worked for me
  • ...What the heck is a "SkyShop" supposed to be??
    April 18
  • Happy Easter, guys!
    April 16
  • Saw this today...

    Guy on TV: "The human body contains so many bones that you could make a whole skeleton out of them!"

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    April 12
  • So, the stray kitten who ended up in our garden last month finally began to turn belly-up for the cuddles and greet us with purring and rubbing against our legs. A nice improvement from the little, scrawny and shivering mass of fluff he used to be.

    A little moment of cuteness never hurts :)
    April 5
  • People still think this is real! And it is so old! XD
    April 1
  • KEEL MEEEEH NAAAAAAAAWWWW!

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    March 19
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      I love food coloring.
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      Oh god lol
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      He's crying tears of darkness... he was supposed to be the snack for a good boy during a hot, summer day. But that day never came, summer came and went, replaced by fall and then winter... nobody bought that little, sad, popsicle, until the expiration date came. He was left there, on the store's shelf, unsold, unloved while all the other ice creams were sold off to bring joy to the human's taste buds. His moment never came... until one day, after almost one year of wating someone working at the store noticed the box. He took it outside and opened it, the popsicle screamed in rage and anguish as the sunlight finally hit is partially-molten body. The long wait had changed it, now it was him who would eat anybody who dared to take a bite out of him. It was... the Spongebob Popsicle!

      ................I can't believe I just wrote a very bad creepypasta!
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      ^bravo
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      ^Thank you!
  • There is something strangely amusing to see people freak out as soon as they hear a "setting noise" in my house because "A noise from nowhere means the place is haunted". I think this kind of "amusement" will last for a long while considering the kind of mentality of the country I live in...
    March 13
  • So that's how Goofy earns his money!

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FnDIQRvzxck/VCXwBVk4KqI/AAAAAAAABHg/FTEa18pxDnY/s800/Goofe%231.jpg

    I know, I know it just shows the link, but for some reason Vanilla doesn't let me embed the image. So I had to copy and paste the link here. Way to go, Vanilla...
    March 5
  • FluttimusPrime
    Hello!
    March 2
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Hello to you too! :)
    • FluttimusPrime
      FluttimusPrime
      How are you?
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I'm doing fine, working on my projects like usual.
  • theLurker
    My awesome strong Pirate captain, I'm waiting you in your captain bed room, without any clothes~ <3
    February 16
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      I'm already there, my dear~!
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      Good to know..... O....O
    • NYCO
      NYCO
      @the lurker
      Be sure to tuck a spring loaded boxing glove somewhere...
    • Mavockin
      Mavockin
      Dafuq
    • KururuGunso
      KururuGunso
      jESUS
  • Somebody asked if Jeff the Killer is real and if thrown in a similar situation could end up looking like him...

    ...Where do I facedesk?
    February 4
    • ThePatrick
      ThePatrick
      In real life they asked that?

      Actually, it's not that hard to look like him, you just gotta grow your hair out, die your hair black, and cut your mouth.
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Yes... they asked it in real life.

      Also, add burning off your eyelids and be ready to live with permanent pain of having your eyes exposed to everything.
    • Dujuran
      Dujuran
      cover your eyes with your hands idk
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      Or better, just don't cut off your eyelids. Jeff the Killer is a rather stupid story...
    • Dujuran
      Dujuran
      at least it isn't slender where he has no eyes at all
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      That's already creepier, but personally, most of the creepypastas give me a yawn more than a scare.
    • Dujuran
      Dujuran
      reading things can't scare me. I never understood how reading can be scary :/
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      It depends of the skills of the author, a creepypasta is basically a stupid scribble compared to more experienced authors like Poe and King. A good story can actually make you imagine the situation and, if the author is especially good, literally condition your mind.
  • 503582_nkdvx2pbhc9w62plf0l0qva8z.jpeg?format=1500w
    Internet roaming can always bring out interesting surprises. I don't know if it's official or not, but it looks great!
    January 8
    • Dujuran
      Dujuran
      Probably not official but whoever made this is amazing
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      Battle Bears Zombies is still my favorite Battle Bears game
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      ^Which reminds me... I really need to pick up the game again and try out survival mode.
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      ^ Which reminds me to do the same
  • Aidalicious11
    This is a pirate
    January 7
    • Pirate
      Pirate
      You don't say?