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Khagan Corporal

Myth: David Bowie, much like many 70s-80s rock stars, has developed an immunity to death through drug use, anorexia, constant partying and being a rock star in the 70s. Myth Busted. crie. Cancer is why we can't have nice things.

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  • Charmer_777
    Aye Minh;)
    March 2016
  • Myth: David Bowie, much like many 70s-80s rock stars, has developed an immunity to death through drug use, anorexia, constant partying and being a rock star in the 70s.

    Myth Busted. crie. Cancer is why we can't have nice things.
    January 2016
  • People are immediately starting to find reasons to hate on Mark Zuckerberg's $45 billion donation and I'm like bruh how about you go after the 1,000+ billionaires or the millions of millionaires who as of now don't even bother to donate anything.

    And even if he's donating for attention, why would you care? He's still donating a lot money, he's allowed to brag and maybe encourage people to donate.
    December 2015
    • HideousJerk
      HideousJerk
      I really wish there were more people like him.
    • MaRvelousJuice
      MaRvelousJuice
      45, BILLION DOLLARS.


      Awesome. He is just, awesome.
    • AbareKiller
      AbareKiller
      They hate him because he'll get the 45 billion back.
    • Khagan
      Khagan
      Not necessarily, the way he chooses to donate is actually a pretty efficient way, more so than donating a lot of charities. Plus, he was already the top philanthropist in the world for the past few years, so I doubt he'd back out.
  • If I made a chart of all the things people talk about in Activity, I bet "Battle Bears" wouldn't even be on the chart
    November 2015
    • Swagrid
      Swagrid
      lol yep
    • Mavockin
      Mavockin
      EXactly
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      I'm sure once BBOV (I'm gonna say BBOV to avoid confusion with BB0)
    • Wilpower784
      Wilpower784
      ...comes out, I'll have something Battle Bears to talk about
  • One week after Paris attacks with tensions high, immigration debate raging again, plots being uncovered everywhere and also the fact that Donald Trump exists, somehow

    today's top newspaper headline contains a list of ads with scantily clad women
    November 2015
    • Khagan
      Khagan
      Ron Burgundy would be proud
  • Every time you visit the Youtube comments section, keep in mind that the person typing "this video is gay", as well as the 20 people flaming each other and calling each other "brainded tards", probably has 12 years of paid education by professional teachers.



    Let that sink in for a moment
    November 2015
  • As a TF2 player with 900 hours, I honestly think Overwatch does not resemble TF2 in any meaningful way.
    October 2015
  • Film critics from Wikipedia on High School Musical:

    Kevin Carr gave the film a score of 3/5 saying, "The filmmakers were just trying to tell a story. ****, drugs and violence just didn't factor into that equation."

    At this point, film critics are almost the least qualified people to advise normal people on films.
    September 2015
  • If nothing else, the 2016 election is going to be very entertaining.
    September 2015
  • Ridley Scott's making a movie adaptation of The Forever War with Channing Tatum and Brave New World with Leonardo DiCaprio

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    September 2015
  • Muzzle
    Brick killed a guy
    August 2015
    • Khagan
      Khagan
      There was a horses riding a man on fire, and I was screaming and then I was a boogie blubber in Kauai for free years.
  • ChickenwithBBQ
    "I love lamp." - Brick Tamland
    August 2015
  • ChickenwithBBQ
    "I'm riding a furry tractor!" - Brick Tamland
    August 2015
  • I honestly did not think it was possible to write a thousand-word review complaining about an animated movie that you did not watch.

    She actually expected people to take her seriously after devoting the first two hundred words to:

    "I did not watch it and know nothing about its intricate plot, but I'm like 99% sure it's horrible cuz I saw a fat sad person in the trailer"
    August 2015
    • thecreeper
      thecreeper
      "women rights news"
      To be fair.
      The whole "Muh patriarchy" **** has gone waaayyyy out of hand,
      This is another fine example of the sheer stupidity we all have to deal with,
      "UMG DIDNEY U DID NOT JUST PUT A FAT PERSON INTO THE TRAILER BECUZ IF U DO U R REINFORCING **** CULTURE MUH TRIGGERS MUH MUH MUH MOO MOO MOO!!11!!!."
    • thecreeper
      thecreeper
      (rant cont)
      I mean: ffs. its a *****ng movie ladies.
      chill the **** out.
      we don't need to listen your cackling harpy bs.
      its not like any sane person gets triggererd by a **** KIDS MOVIE.
      But nooo..... no no no no! we MEN got it all wrong.
      You can't put a fat women into the trailer ohh no, thats stereotyping and OF COURCE ALL LADIES (except for the infidellic,patriarchy infested ones of cource!) won't have this!
      RIOT THE STREETS **** UNTIL YOU RECALL THE ENTIRE **** THING.
    • thecreeper
      thecreeper
      (I'll kindly **** off now.)
    • Onesy
      Onesy
      ^ hoopla
    • Khagan
      Khagan
      I TOO LIKE TYPING LOUD WORDS
    • thecreeper
      thecreeper
      ^ kek sorry about that,
      I really realy really am sick of this SJW bs.
    • Khagan
      Khagan
      The intro: "We can watch a movie and just watch it, or we can watch a movie and really think about what it’s saying."

      A few sentences later: "I did not watch it"
    • thecreeper
      thecreeper
      ^ exactly that.
      -facedesk-
  • Khagan changed their profile picture.
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    August 2015
  • "NEVER before or since anywhere on this planet has a jet hitting a skyscaper caused the skyscraper to collapse"

    "skyscrapers are designed to withstand the impact"

    Idonteven
    August 2015
    • Dugong
      Dugong
      Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  • MaRvelousJuice
    What'd you post on my wall? The notification is bothering me because, well I cant see the post.
    July 2015
    • Khagan
      Khagan
      Think it got removed by the mods lel
  • When I find out Game of War: Fire Age makes $1 million for its developers a day despite being absolutely identical and actually less user-friendly than all other medieval base building games

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    July 2015
  • Khagan changed their profile picture.
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    July 2015
  • Khagan changed their profile picture.
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    July 2015
  • "I think you're too arrogant. You're as arrogant as me, and I'm much smarter than you because I was top in math for my district."

    My dad sometimes thinks of gems like these.
    July 2015
  • Lul organising a bunch of buddies for an internet startup

    The difficult part is convincing them to stay on the project through the part that economists literally call "The Valley of Death"

    I'm like super positive right now

    Look at this stuff

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    LOOK AT IT
    July 2015
    • Khagan
      Khagan
      IT HAS FIRE IN IT
  • US media be like:


    "The President of the United States is making concerned and candid statements on race in America supporting his long-held views on race, a decades-long issue, again"

    "Boring as usual"

    "And during a statement regarding the n-word he actually said the n-word in an obscure podcast, which no one listens to"

    "OMG HE DID. Now that's something we can hype like a bunch of 10-year olds!"
    June 2015
  • So two days ago I learnt about a way to lucid dream and everyone who tried it said that it takes months of training. People also said that they use it to talk to famous people or whatever, but there was one thing I was going to use it for.

    Anyway this morning I succeeded in hijacking a dream, and it quickly got really messy if ya know what I mean.
    June 2015
  • I'm no conservative, but I'm quite sure there was something wrong when I heard 6 year olds casually talking about Mortal Kombat X.
    May 2015
    • Earmuffs
      Earmuffs
      Dang.
    • Omega_
      Omega_
      It is kinda wrong.

      I play mkx and it's actually.... Filled with a ton of kids who can't bare to see their character killed at the end of the match.
    • Omega_
      Omega_
      Quitalities are quite common
    • eXTCy
      eXTCy
      I talked about MK and MK2 when i was young, because I played them at a friend's house, and we thought THAT was the scariest thing in the world.
      I see MKX now, and upon first seeing the fatalities, I cringe a little sometimes, because it's just plain disgusting the first time.
      I haven't played it yet, but I assume it's a fun game.
    • Slate
      Slate
      The fatalities always look awesome and cool to me.
    • Omega_
      Omega_
      Some are bland and boring
      Some are too long
      Some are kinda pathetic and makes you wonder why that character even does that. *cough* mileena *cough*
  • Khagan changed their profile picture.
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    April 2015
  • Beat up Rihanna once and suddenly you're considered a leading expert on war.
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    April 2015
  • Singapore is inventing a sexy multi-purpose bullpup rifle





    *Patriotism intensifies
    April 2015
  • Inflirtrator
    Kiked u
    April 2015
  • Idiots with good grammar are really difficult to identify on the internet .-.
    March 2015