Ironically I happen to own an all-ages Minecraft server (technically open to young kids too) predominantly populated by Christians, with no swearing as one of the cardinal rules, so this is literally the first thing I send anyone who breaks the rule (I take no credit for the art). It usually shuts them up pretty quick.
England is a U.S. city in southwestern Lonoke County, Arkansas, and the county's fourth most populous city. The population was 2,825 at the 2010 census. It is part of the Little Rock–North Little Rock–Conway Metropolitan Statistical Area. It is a farming community.
England is a country that is part of the United Kingdom. It shares land borders with Scotland to the north and Wales to the west. The Irish Sea lies northwest of England and the Celtic Sea lies to the southwest. England is separated from continental Europe by the North Sea to the east and the English Channel to the south. The country covers five-eighths of the island of Great Britain (which lies in the North Atlantic) in its centre and south; and includes over 100 smaller islands such as the Isles of Scilly, and the Isle of Wight.
One day I walked into McDonalds to buy myself a happy meal and get the sick new Minion toys. My friends walked in and sat down with me asking what I ordered. I didn't want to tell them I got a happy meal because then they would laugh and I would be embarrassed and they wouldn't be my friends anymore. My order was ready and I didn't want to pick it up because I was nervous! They would know I got a happy meal! I was so nervous and then I heard a sound. Pfff It all came out at once. A big poopy mess! I had to get to the bathroom quick! So I ran holding my pants up like a loser! My friends didn't know there were any poop but they laughed at me waddling fast club penguin style. While I waddled by the counter I quickly grabbed the happy meal and started holding my pants running! The poop was sliding down my leg and I reached the bathroom! I ran to a stall not knowing if anyone was in it or not. Luckily nobody was in the stall and I pulled my pants down and saw the mess. How was I going to clean this up and leave?! I grabbed a bunch of toilet paper and wiped as much poop off as I could. Once I was done, I stuffed my pockets full of toilet paper and ran out. Then I thought to myself, I FORGOT TO PAY!!! I ran over to the counter and threw a $10 bill at the worker and ran out of the store. I've never run as fast ever in my life. I got home and washed my butt off and changed as quickly as I could. I finally finished and ate my happy meal peacefully thinking of the horrors that just happened.