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Dunchaxman Exalted

shoutout to my main thot @ultimate_bear

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Dunchaxman
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  • thecheeselover
    where is this man's mod role
    March 26
  • Dunchaxman changed his profile picture.
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    March 26
  • Dunchaxman earned the Sixth Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 6 years.
    March 26
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      id like to thank the academy
  • Alright it's unacceptable that I'm not a mod, I'm leaving. Don't contact me until I get the role I so rightly deserve.
    July 2016
    • OhMyLove
      OhMyLove
      Bye
    • Mavockin
      Mavockin
      Ill fight for you, o surpreme mod! Wait for my signal! You shall take over this filthy place when the time comes
  • Behr
    I personally find it unacceptable that he isn't a mod yet
    July 2016
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      All you need to do is vote. That's the problem with millennials, they don't vote. I'll tell you what you should do, and that's vote for me for moderator. People tell me they say "Duncan, i bet you'll be a great moderator" and I have to agree with them, I do think I will be a fantastic moderatorial member here. Just vote:

      #D U N C A N F O R M O D
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  • My conquest will not stop. My hunger will not be sated.
    June 2016
  • ChickenwithBBQ
    hey man how do i make u mod
    June 2016
    • Freesh
      Freesh
      summon lord lebanon
    • Freesh
      Freesh
      lebotac*
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      Just make sure you put in your ballot, every vote counts. #dnic2000plus16
    • Hug_of_War
      Hug_of_War
      Lord Lebanon!
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    June 2016
  • B O Y I ' L L D O I T
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    June 2016
  • The fact that I'm not running skyvu at this point makes me want t.,#
    June 2016
  • [style size="15px"]hol up[/style]
    June 2016
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      GOT!!!!!!!DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTDAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • [ B O Y I M F I N N A D O I T ]
    June 2016
  • Behr
    How do you guys not get it


    Make him a mod already
    June 2016
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      City folk just don't get it
    • eXTCy
      eXTCy
      Duncan "Big" For Admin!!!
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      That joke loses pretty much all of its value without my last name there but yeah
  • If I'm not an admin or at least a mod by Tuesday I'm finna do it
    June 2016
    • Behr
      Behr
      guys make him a mod
    • LilyB
      LilyB
      Lmao indeed
  • Alright listen, I've been thinking..., h
    June 2016
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    June 2016
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      A higher resolution Josh DeSeno for lower quality posts than previously possible
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    June 2016
  • Behr
    I wish you could be an admin
    June 2016
  • Hug_of_War
    Good Night
    May 2016
  • Redleader555
    Hey. Remember me?
    May 2016
  • If you up and also an admin you should finna be smash that MF "delete account" button on my profile
    May 2016
  • Dunchaxman earned the Fifth Anniversary badge.
    Thanks for sticking with us for 5 years.
    March 2016
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      Yeah okay I'm done now. Someone delete this account, seriously; I just wanted to log on to get this
    • Behr
      Behr
      Such an eloquent resignation letter
      10/10 tbh
    • TAAAAANK
      TAAAAANK
      Such a shame. Enjoy your retirement.
  • snowman
    my worldly existence has reached its natural conclusion XD
    March 2016
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      Haha yeah man the only reason I don't embrace the void and cease my earthly existence is memes xD lol
    • snowman
      snowman
      XDDDD i am constantly reminded how completely insignificant i am in the long run and how not even my own family will remember me 100 years after i die :3
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      Haha yeah •3•
    • snowman
      snowman
      :3 hehe
  • Behr
    [Color=pink Mmm I love your spicy memes.
    February 2016
    • Behr
      Behr
      Ew color BBcoding failed
    • Behr
      Behr
      Point is your spicy memes are hot
    • Ecs_Beans
      Ecs_Beans
      What happened? xD You didn't even try to finish the code.
    • Behr
      Behr
      Fast typing
      I make the keyboard catch on fire with dat speed
    • Behr
      Behr
      Also I like never check what I type. Rip
  • Super-Maelstrom
    Merry Christmas
    February 2016
  • Merry Christmas
    November 2015
  • ChickenwithBBQ
    ayyy you're online
    October 2015
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      I still come on, I just don't post because I never have anything to say
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      Well I started coming back on after that four and a half hundred word wall of text that was my dream, anyway
  • Man I realize I haven't posted or yknow, been on for the last like month, but I had a dream and I feel like telling someone. Because ain't no one irl (that's "in real life" for you non txt spkrs out there) dun gon care bout no dreams I been havin.
    Wow, that sentence was confusing to write and probably even more so to read; but anyway here's the dream:

    So, for some reason, the government was hunting down all of the teenagers or something. I don't remember if that was the case, but it's sorta an explanation for what happened in the dream. I was a bit late to the whole "move away to escape the government" thing, so when I eventually moved to a safehouse, which was a farm, there were already some people there.

    So anyway, I get there and you know who else was there? I know you can't answer so I'll do it for you: none other than max caulfield from life is strange, time powers and all, for some reason. Also her brother was there, even though she doesn't have one, and he would not shut up about flying planes after he gets to college.

    I don't remember the next part, but I think I said something about oceans and then max started crying, and I was all like "oh man oh jeez sorry" and then due to the fact that you forget most of your dreams, I don't remember what happened after that.

    At some point though, we were trying to sneak past some guards (I was watching an MGSV playthrough so that's probably why that was in my dream), and max and I make it through the guards. I ask max "hey how'd we do?" And she was like "I had to go back in time twice because you got killed," and that made me a little disappointed because I thought I had snuck past those guys pretty well, which I guess I did on my third try.

    And then I don't remember why but max had to leave the farm or something and she was crying, and then I tried putting a straw through one of those plastic lid things, and the straw just completely deformed in my hand. I thought "huh, that's weird" and then I woke up. Then I got all sad because max and I aren't actually time traveling buddies who are trying to escape the government or whatever.

    And that's it, all I remember anyway. I wonder how many posts about my dreams I've made on here; I think it's like four, and all of them are way freaking more detailed than they probably should be. This one especially, though
    October 2015
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      Wow that's longer than I thought, but I guess I did I spend way too much time writing it anyway. I wonder if anyone will see this and think it's a serious post only to find out that it was just some dream I had.

      I'll be back on in a while, probably with another dream or something because of what I said in the first two sentences
    • Commanderren
      Commanderren
      Welcome back
    • Zoegrace1
      Zoegrace1
      I misssed yooou ;w;
    • Fluttershyisbestpony
      Fluttershyisbestpony
      Whoa... I've had really terrible and vivid dreams as well along these lines. I dreamed once when I was younger that I was holding up a Toys R' Us with an AK-47 or some large automatic weapon, and they weren't taking me seriously, kind of chuckling while taking their sweet time getting the money even though I had an overkill weapon for the job. Then I decide to run and the police arrest me, and as I'm getting loaded away, I wonder why on earth would I do something so terrible and I'm just a kid and how could everything about my life go so wrong so soon... Then I woke up. I've had much worse, but the vividness of this one was pretty crazy.
    • TAAAAANK
      TAAAAANK
      After reading this, I have just realised that I have never dreamed, or at least remember any dreams.
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      yeah i almost never remember mine, at least i remembered this one because it was cool :<

      really though i probably post like 70% of the dreams i remember on here
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    October 2015
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      now with like 30% more transparency
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    October 2015
    • Dunchaxman
      Dunchaxman
      I thought you could delete these posts, oh well I guess