Battle Bears Theory: The Origin of Riggs
Hello Forumers, BR-1000 here
I bring you a special treat today fellow Battle Bears. We all know who the fearsome Riggs of the Battle Bears universe is. He's tough. He's cool. He's Oliver's role model. But he had to start from somewhere. Are we really just gonna assume that they were all just built one day and joined the Battle Bears? I think it's a little more than that. So, I have gathered up research and put it together into what could be the most accurate origin story to date. I've asked around other people and here's what they have to say about this theory:
"Gay." -An old schoolmate
"Wtf is this?" @HarlekinBBG
"This is not at all acurate." -Riggs
"Umm sir. I believe you have the wrong number. This is Papa John's." -A GameStop employee
Anyways, let's begin:
First, we're going to have to take a look at the cult classic that everybody loves: The Little Panda Fighter
The Little Panda Fighter
is a movie about two bears: One that loves to dance and one that loves to fight. You know who else is a great fighter? Riggs.
Look, I don't even need to tell you how this is Riggs in the movie. Just look at him. How could it not be Riggs?
So we have enough proof that this is Riggs. Anyways, what happens is that Riggs fights a bear as he is disguised as a panda. A pass then asks to fight in his place and he says yes. He sets up the panda for failure and bets against him, leaving Riggs very rich, or as Michael Bay would put it "stupid rich". Riggs decides to use this money to go to the Artic and leave his past behind.
Now we continue forward into the timeline with:
The island that Riggs moved to was known as Club Penguin. To avoid paparazzi, he changes his name to Herbert P. Bear (The P is for Polaris, his name in The Little Panda Fighter). Here, Riggs pretends to be a Penguin pretending to be a yeti pretending to be Riggs pretending to be Herbert pretending to attack the EPF. He gets banned by the moderinos and is forced into exile. Herbert then travels south because that's where his life is heading. He finds himself on America's Got Talent and wins by killing off everyone. Klutzy the Krab then decides to betray him and takes his money. After eating some crab, Herbert needs a new job and decides to join the Battle Bears.