BATTLE BEARS THEORY: Who is Oliver's dad?

Maverick

Hello dear children,
I would like to inform you about my theory.

So let's start.

Oliver must've had a family at some point, right? I know this because Oliver was confirmed to be male, so this is his proven gender. So that means bears can mate, robots or not.

So in the game Battle Bears Gold, you can play as Oliver, right? So Oliver is you in the game.

There is also everyplay, which you can record you playing the game as Oliver. From there, you can upload the video to YouTube.

One of the videos on YouTube is of a game by Markiplier. He plays the game "Game of the year: 420blaze it vs xxXIlluminatiXxx (wow/10 #rekt edition) montage parody the game"

In the end of Game of the year: 420blaze it vs xxXIlluminatiXxx (wow/10 #rekt edition) montage parody the game, spooderman says this sentence:

"If I.... Am kill... Then who... Is... Phone?"

This is obviously referencing to the "who was phone" creepypasta below.



At the end of that creepypasta (too scary for me) your girl says "My dad is dead"

Wait...

Spooderman is kill...

So basically spooderman is your dad!!! >:0

And if you are Oliver in BBG...

<font size ="5">SPOODERMAN IS OLIVER'S DAD CONFIRMED. WAKE UP PEOPLE. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

<font size ="1">(I just wasted 10 minutes)

Maverick

@mister_e1234 any input on this theory?

ChickenwithBBQ

http://niceme.me

NooseOnTheLoose

Everything in this theory is wrong, I think maverick is Oliver's father :^)

SM99

Actually, because Oliver and Riggs are brothers, and Wil and Oliver are cousins, that can only mean one thing:












Astoria is Oliver's transgender, gay, biological father and incestuous love interest.

MaRvelousJuice

@Maverick you finally found the truth! omg

FishThing

There's a drug reference here and you're most likely going to get lynched because a number can get you killed.

FishThing

But Spoderman is infertile. ;o

thecheeselover

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mister_e1234

To answer your first question.
Oliver is a cyborg meaning he wouldn't have a dad but a creator. But he is part...anthropomorphic bear and biological.
Hisbrother is a polar bear but his cousin resembles him. This would mean one parent has a sibling. The other does not...
This would mean if his brother is muscular and he and his cousin are chubby it is most likely his brother took the male dominant gene.
In other words his dad is POSSIBLY a polar bear. It is unlikely a female has muscular characteristics but I don't know anything about bears.

Behr

What is Oliver doesn't have a dad at all?
I had this same theory for Dipper, I thought cute biker was his dad.
PLEASE SAY SOMEONE ELSE DID TOO OMG -_-


However, Oliver's potentially nonexistent dad could make for some good fan fiction

NO ONE STEAL MY IDEA I'LL SUE YOU

But another thing, Oliver is a cyborg bear so he would have a creator rather than an actual father.
But this raises many questions.
How did the huggables motivate the creation of the Battle Bears?
How are they still sentient beings with sense of taste, smell etc.?
WHO CREATED THEM?

THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS ALL OVER AGAIN UGH.

Bwearpoe

H.I.P. made Oliver

Idk

NYCO

I think Malcom is olivers dad.
Think it says so in the wiki.

D4RK_ANG3L

What about his mother?









Oh wait it's Saberi

FishThing

He's pretty much a robot mixed with a bunch of flesh.

FishThing

I would say a cyborg, but... idk.

Honey

Super-Maelstrom wrote: »

Actually, because Oliver and Riggs are brothers, and Wil and Oliver are cousins, that can only mean one thing:












Astoria is a Oliver's transgender, gay, biological father and incestrious love interest.

DUUUUDE

Storm

what

ShadowPrince

I did not understand none of this nonsense

Wilpower784

JUST CALL ME DADDY

Muzzle

SSP_Rism

I have a theory











That olivers parents are







Who cares

thecheeselover

Muzzle wrote: »

that kinda reminds me of someone's previous profile pic...

Ultimate_Bear

Maybe olivers dad is a black bear.

Because we don't have any black bears in the story right? Not that I know of.

A black bear and saberi sounds about right. Right?

Chocolate_Thunder

Actually Oliver’s dad is dead since Riggs is Oliver’s brother and the only known characters that have died are Jackson and Grimes but that would not be the case since Oliver would have said hi dad or something it also could not be Malcom because he found Oliver in a shoebox possibly it could be Ubbman who could have been presumed dead while going missing in action but we will never know until that character is revealed

Pirate

@Chocolate_Thunder And amazingly enough, back when instead of the forum there was only a message board, people already theorized about a missing father.

Chocolate_Thunder

@Pirate Can you send me a link or is the website not functional

Pirate

@Chocolate_Thunder Well... we are talking of a message board that stopped existing ever since this forum replaced it, so I guess not functional. It was a mix of a fanfic and a theory, probably the first fanfic this game ever got.