Hello dear children,
I would like to inform you about my theory.
So let's start.
Oliver must've had a family at some point, right? I know this because Oliver was confirmed to be male, so this is his proven gender. So that means bears can mate, robots or not.
So in the game
Battle Bears Gold, you can play as Oliver, right? So Oliver is you in the game.
There is also everyplay, which you can record you playing the game as Oliver. From there, you can upload the video to YouTube.
One of the videos on YouTube is of a game by Markiplier. He plays the game "Game of the year: 420blaze it vs xxXIlluminatiXxx (wow/10 #rekt edition) montage parody the game"
In the end of Game of the year: 420blaze it vs xxXIlluminatiXxx (wow/10 #rekt edition) montage parody the game, spooderman says this sentence:
"If I.... Am kill... Then who... Is... Phone?"
This is obviously referencing to the "who was phone" creepypasta below.
At the end of that creepypasta (too scary for me) your girl says "My dad is dead"
Wait...
Spooderman is kill...
So basically spooderman is your dad!!! >:0
And if you are Oliver in BBG...
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<font size ="1">(I just wasted 10 minutes)

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Astoria is Oliver's transgender, gay, biological father and incestuous love interest.
-Modnoc, January 20th, 2016
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Oliver is a cyborg meaning he wouldn't have a dad but a creator. But he is part...anthropomorphic bear and biological.
Hisbrother is a polar bear but his cousin resembles him. This would mean one parent has a sibling. The other does not...
This would mean if his brother is muscular and he and his cousin are chubby it is most likely his brother took the male dominant gene.
In other words his dad is POSSIBLY a polar bear. It is unlikely a female has muscular characteristics but I don't know anything about bears.
I had this same theory for Dipper, I thought cute biker was his dad.
PLEASE SAY SOMEONE ELSE DID TOO OMG -_-
However, Oliver's potentially nonexistent dad could make for some good fan fiction
NO ONE STEAL MY IDEA I'LL SUE YOU
But another thing, Oliver is a cyborg bear so he would have a creator rather than an actual father.
But this raises many questions.
How did the huggables motivate the creation of the Battle Bears?
How are they still sentient beings with sense of taste, smell etc.?
WHO CREATED THEM?
THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS ALL OVER AGAIN UGH.
Idk
Think it says so in the wiki.
Oh wait it's Saberi
DUUUUDE
That olivers parents are
Who cares
that kinda reminds me of someone's previous profile pic...
Because we don't have any black bears in the story right? Not that I know of.
A black bear and saberi sounds about right. Right?